Presentation
Une petite présentation

A short
presentation.

Subject: Why you should (probably) say yes to a date with Philip.

You asked for a PowerPoint. I figured you deserved a little more.

Agenda

What to expect

  • Who this guy actually is
  • The legal risk assessment
  • Re: the French accent
  • The actual question
Point 1 — The candidate

A bit about me

  • 32. Legal counsel by day, AI fanatic once the lights go out.
  • Plays football (results may vary) and badminton when the calendar allows.
  • Family guy, incurable joker, takes life lightly.
  • Loves good wine, cosy nights in, and people who can laugh at themselves.
Point 2 — Due diligence

Risk assessment

§1. Risk of boredom: low.
§2. Risk that I insist on paying for the first glass of wine: high.
§3. Re: your one rule — "don't date me if you don't like the French accent." Assessment: no risk whatsoever. L'accent français is hereby classified as a feature, not a bug. J'adore.
§4. Disclaimer: occasional bad puns may occur without prior warning.
Reviewed by in-house legal
Point 3 — Conclusion

So — will you go out with me, you?

One evening. A glass of wine. And a chance to find out if I'm funnier in person than on slide 3. Accent very much included.

Excellent choice

Then it's a date.

I'll message you and we'll find a day that works. Already looking forward to it.

— Philip

P.S. This took me longer than a PowerPoint. Worth it. À très bientôt, j'espère.